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How to really seduce a Straight man.
I'm talking about the real deal, real straight guys, we are talking married guy in the garage (wife asleep in the bedroom), 2am, the smell of cheap 'Christmas gift' cologne, the manly funk of a guy that wants to be serviced...
That demands satisfaction...
A man that won't be there in the morning...
So yea, I love straight men... A Lot!
when you lay the foundations just right it all falls together. Seriously, when you have it right you'll know about it when you are being dragged into a discrete spot with their cock literally busting out of their pants. This my friend is straight guy perfection...
Look the fact is that not every straight guy is going to end out having sex with you, but there is a nice select group of men, that are ready for guy guy action, (some don't even know it!). Handle them the right way and their pants will be down before you can say Jack Flash!
The key is knowing how to identify the guys that are ready... And Trust me, its not that hard...
So anyways read on and we'll have a look at three different types straight guys and the easiest way to identify who's reading for picking :)
You see there are actually 3 different types of straight guys...
Each are very different, and you need to know how to approach...
Get it wrong and it might just mean a punch in the face...
You see this is probably the biggest thing that gay guys get wrong when they try to pick up straight guys... They treat them like they were gay! Big mistake... You see in the gay world everything is very forward, very fast, there's no pissing around, it's either going to happen or it's not...
If you want to pick up straight men then this isn't going to work... They are not gay, they don't identify as gay, and god help you if you mention anything gay...
Perhaps the easiest of the straight guys to pick up are the experienced ones... They have been around, they know the deal *and they know what they want*. These guys are great, as they are pretty forward, and they get to the point fast. As long as they can see that you are low risk, discrete, unlikely to make waves then you are in...
These are the guys that are likely to advertise on internet classified ads, or at least reply to them. They know what they want, and want it fast. These are the guys I loved meeting in places like Vegas...
Let's face it what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but sure as eggs the first thing they are doing when they hit town is logging on looking for action. Let's face it, it's an alternative to cheating on the wife, and it's not like you are sleeping with another woman, nah just hanging with the guys, and fuck it, it's just a blow job...
Of course there are some ads that are better then others, and some sites are just made for this style of action... http://craigslist.org/ is definately the ultimate place to meet these types of guys. I'll fill you in on thre best wording in a moment, but seriously, once you have got the bait right you need never worry about running out of hot cock to enjoy...
Even better these guys rarely ever cause problems, they are out for one goal - to get off. As long as you offer the satisfaction they are looking for, you are home and hosed... Of course there are some guys that are nothing but trouble, and by trouble it can range from annoying phone calls all the way to assault and in the rare case murder... Yes its' happened...
Guys these are the ones you need to know about and learn to identify fast!
Whatever You Do Don't Fuck With This Type Of Guy...
If you like your teeth and want to be around to pick up hotties some time in the future, this might be the most important thing you read... About four years ago, in Sydney Australia, a gay man was stabbed to death in a toilet block in an inner city park. When this case went to court the guy that killed another human was let off, yep he walked away scott free...
His defence? 'He tried to force sex on me, your Honour'
Yep, you can stab a man to death and get away with it if he's gay and he's trying to pick you up...
Yes this is an extreme case, but it happens...
The fact is that not every straight guy is going to be interested in your advances, no matter how good your blow job is...
Guys, you have to be smart about this... Whatever you do don't put yourself into danger...
Yes there are some fucking hot guys around, but there are some fucking nut cases as well. The problem is that these guys can look exactly the same... That is why I don't even bother 'trying to pick up' straight guys.. I know it sounds bloody hard to believe but I honestly dont, want to know they truth? They are the ones that come onto me!
Yes I know it's the total opposite of what we learn about the bar scene... We are constantly bombarded with lame ass 'pick up' lines and other assorted 'sure fire methods'...
Shit there is even a guy that teaches magic tricks to help reel in the hot trade... For me? Man that is way too much work... Nup when I am at a bar (if I even bother at all) I am that quiet guy in corner quietly watching what is happening, or perhaps at a table with a group of hot chicks... Now that's a bloody awesome tip... Want to meet hot guys? Have a few hot female friends, you can't go wrong...
But I digress... You see all this time I am just shooting the shit, normal banter, having a great time, sex is never mentioned, ever! Occasionally there might be a bit of smut, but mate! That's just guy talk... All the time tho there is a sutble dance going on, a gentle to and fro with the ever so slightest tension developing... Yep that's the tension that pulls them in...
And when you are not chasing, it's them that come to you!
Ahh but the joy is in the dance... And this is what brings us to the third type of straight guy... And to be honest these are the ones I love the best...
The guy that's just getting ready to dip his ...ummm toe... you know what I mean :)
So come on over and let's talk about these guys... The caviar of hot straight blokes!
Finally The Number One Skill You *Must* Master If You Want To Seduce Straight Men
Get this one right and straight cock will flow like cheap champagne at trailer park wedding...
You see, as I mentioned before, gay men are used to getting everything the easy way.
Go to a sex club, pick up in under 10 minutes. We get lazy, we forget the game, we forget the sutble signs... The thing about seducing straight blokes is that they don't know any of the gay rules, they only know the straight rules and even then it doesn't mean they are know how to use them!
For successful straight guy seduction you need to go back to the basics and learn the fine art of the courtship dance, well so to speak. You see there could be a wry smile, a quitely spoken 'fuck I'm horny' with that glint in the eye that gets me hard in an instant... Or perhaps the sweetest phrase in the world, 'fuck it's boring here, let's go have some beers at my place.'
That phrase my friend has gotten me more straight cock then I ever imagined.
It's almost like catching a straight guy is like landing a marlin. There is a game, there is give and there is take, sure you might be letting out the line a little but you know, that you are going to be reeling this big one in, and eating it up all before he knows what has happened.
Want to know what is even better? Set the situation right and they will just plain jump into your boat! You just had to have the bait right. You just need to master the signals, the gentle pull, that subtle dropped hint that most guys miss.
It's all about fine tuning your gaydar, trust me when you have this one right you will be pulling in sex like it was going out of fashion - and if you treat them right... they will come back for more and more and even more. So mate, one of the best places I have found to start is to get back in touch with those subtle signals that might have been forgotten since highschool.
there is an awesome article from Honcho magazine that went over the basics of how to fine tune your gaydar. Here's the deal, I have scanned it in and it's right here for you to download, 100% free.
If everything else had fail.. oh well... try this...
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Guys in Uniform...
Who can resist a guy in his dress blues…or fatigues…or firefighter hat…or, well, you get the idea... Why is that we find men in uniform virtually irresistible? Have you ever stopped to ask yourself why? what's it about a sharp-dressed man that makes another grown man or woman weak in the knees?
I think could be... that men in uniform appear responsible, someone wearing a uniform has a responsibility to their position, to their country, or their team. If you know a man is responsible we may assumes that responsibility my spill over into other areas :)
Men in uniform appear to be committed, and 'commitment' is something that (as men) we often shy away from :). But a man in uniform at least shows he can commit to something. that's always a good start.. right? And lets admit, men in uniform appear clean, tide, crisp and clean. at least initially and they do wear fitted clothing in good condition. uniforms are rarely, if ever, in the wrong size or in need of repair. They exude confidence, they tend to stand taller and speak clearer, and everyone loves a confident man... oh yeah! And least but no last. Men in uniform represent authority, and that's just hot.
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