found this on craigslist

Please look over the list and let me know if you see anything you like.

1) I like to chat first
2) I can be shy
3) I don’t have a picture of my penis that everyone has to see
4) I laugh
5) I can cook and bake.
6) I listen when you need to talk.
7) I will remember your birthday
8) I do not discriminate.
9) I don't need fancy things to have a good time.
10) I will try most things once
11) You will always look hot as hell to me first thing in the morning.
12) I don't smoke.
13) I won't sleep with your best friend. (unless you want me too or you are there too)
14) I don’t mind if the dog watches
15) I don’t need sex 7 days a week.
16) I can chat at work
17) Shower at least once a day
18) I love boobs
19) I won't ask you if you gained weight
20) I am discreet
21) I love surprises.
22) I have all my teeth (minus wisdoms).
23) I like more than sports
24) I watch Grays Anatomy
25) I don't wear tight-e-whites
26) I am 6’2”
27) I love dogs
28) I have a goatee
29) I will scratch your back (in and out of the shower)
30) I will not move into your apartment the first chance I get.
31) I am not a stalker
32) I have all my shots.
33) I've traveled
34) I like to motorcycle ride
35) I am adventurous.
36) I know what Facebook is and have an account with friends my age on it
37) My favorite color is Blue
38) I work.
39) I have a time to talk
40) I know something about holding a purse while you shop
41) I have some GOOD drinking stories
42) If you want to hear one let me know
43) I don't hold grudges.
44) I love women’s bodies
45) I always smell good. (Most if the time)
46) I carry mints in case my breath is not up to par
47) I can’t dance!
48) I listen to pretty much everything.
49) I'll lay naked in bed with you.
50) I like giving oral.
51) You don’t have to weigh under 100 lbs and be 5’10” to apply
52) In fact all are welcome
53) I have a good picture of myself (with clothes on)
54) I'm not opposed to having a hump-session anytime anywhere.
55) You can pee while I'm brushing my teeth.
56) I don't mind taking out the garbage.
57) Sex isn't always love-making to me. Sometimes its just wild, sweaty monkey fucking. It's cool.
58) I can pay for lunch.
59) I'm not looking for financial support
60) I have had sex with 8 girls (not all at once)
61) I am not sure if that is a good thing or bad.
62) I don't want to marry you. (I am already)
63) I won’t get you pregnant. (I have been snipped!)
64) Your wallet, car and house don't impress me.
Please look over the list and let me know if anything strikes your fancy!
65) I ran across a college campus naked.
66) I can tell you of the crazy things that I have done in life
67) I drink a lot of water.
68) I can carry a conversation for long than 30 seconds.
69) I can give you useless information that may or may not impress your friends.
70) I like to 69
71) I eat sushi.
72) I had 2 bad experiences at my high school prom before I had one good one.
73) I love to work in the yard.
74) I have a dirty mind and only share it sometimes
75) I make other people laugh.
76) I will let you get ready and not get mad.
77) I can fix your computer.
78) I am a white boy.
79) I am 36
80) It’s not all about sex
81) I like more sports than football.
82) This is not my first time
83) I can travel
84) I now have a phone that gets my email and so I can respond faster! Yea!
85) My favorite number is 8
86) I am open to all different kinds of suggestions You make it I will try it at least once. (Sexually that is)
87) I have no porn.
88) This list is long
89) I email back quickly
90) I will try and make your fantasy come true.